Sorry, Tourette's got me there.  I'm just feeling so ornery!  Lonely mammaries.


Yesterday was Day One of 30 days of Dating Again.  That's right folks, I'm cultivating a positive attitude and going to try one month of match.com.  Of course, this is Day Two and my chipper outlook hasn't failed me yet!  I mean seriously try it this time. I want to have fun. I want to meet people I would normally not consider.  I want to go out to dinner and laugh and not be falling down drunk.

So far I've received correspondence from a computer rocker and a 5 year old black man.  The computer rocker has hair down to his butt which appears in need of a trimming.  My goal: to go out with him and perhaps clean up the ends, followed by a deep conditioning treatment.   The black man has bags under his eyes which are large enough to necessitate handles.

My long-term goal:   To make back my $35 the match.com subscription cost me.  

I'm going to go out with men I normally wouldn't.  I'm going to broaden my horizons. I'm going to reformat my memory disk and possibly even date men whose last book read was _The DaVinci Code_.

I think Nibs is trying a similar experiment on eHARM.   Let's roll the dice and see what happens!   It might be the summer of Yahtzee.